Simile Divine

O Socrates, his wisdom great, was standing by a brook
I saw him there, his mind elsewhere, just like in Plato’s book
Encouraged by his seeming still, I step’d forth to stand by him
I asked him where his mind had gone, he said “you watch as I swim”

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O Socrates, in your wisdom fine
You have set forth such a simile divine
O Socrates
O Socrates
O Socrates, in your wisdom fine

My furrow’d brow was evidence of how much I did ponder
At what this wise old man had meant when he had spoken yonder
He said I watched him as he swam, and then he watched the birds
What sort of allegory was enshrouded in his words?

I asked him if his statement was a metaphor for life
His swimming was his teaching, and the river was his strife
Perhaps I was to watch him and to learn from his mistakes
And one day I would swim with him within enlightened lakes

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He smiled and shook his head, He hadn’t meant that metaphor
And so I closed my eyes and thought, and then I thought some more
I’d clearly thought too simple, and invoked Socrates’ mirth
Perhaps it was a metaphor for seeing his rebirth

I put to him my thoughts and asked if he’d meant renaissance
He laughed at me and smiled, and he did a little dance
“It was not metaphor” said he, “on life, or birth, or God.”
He said “I meant it literal” and turned into a cod

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I watched as Socrates the cod went swimming in the creek
No words came from his fishy mouth, no wisdom did I seek
His words had manifested, he was swimming while I watched
Deflated, I had had my quest for wisdom quashed

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Death of the Author (And May He Stay That Way)

Picture 007 (200x150) I am currently going through my previous blog posts, so as to assign some tags to them. Prior to this, most of them were listed under the phenomenally useful “Uncategorized” category, or the deceivingly non-descriptive “General Posts” category.

General Posts. How can a post be a General Post? This thought amused me for a moment or two before I moved on to the next, far more interesting one.

If a post is about nothing, then it cannot be a post, can it?

General Posts, for me, was originally just a category to click at the last minute after having written a post and strongly disliking the concept of having a plethora of “Uncategorized” posts.

(The quotation marks are there because I am using the American spelling. I do not wish to confuse those who see the word “colour” in the same page as “Uncategorized.”)

In a few posts, I found some sentences which I would have liked to have written better. Some were linguistically iffy, some were grammatically stupid.

After a small amount of thought (that is, after all, the amount I am capable of without tangenting… er, where was I? Oh yes.) I decided that I would not, in fact, change them to the newer, grammatically superior wordings.

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